If you’re unfamiliar with The Beaverton – it’s basically the Canadian Onion. It seems they are cheeky too with this funny story about scientists discovering that “Jesus is Lord”. I love this bit:
While the scientists were quick to remind members of the press that they were legally required to remind members of the press that University of the Lord was not a ‘University, per se,’ nor were they ‘Scientists in any meaningful definition of that term’, they nevertheless support their findings, on the grounds that ‘Nobody questions it when University of Toronto makes a discovery for Satan.’
Read the full article here: Scientists at University of the Lord discover that Jesus is Lord – The Beaverton – North America’s Trusted Source of News
“We started from the premise that somebody had to be Lord,” said lead pastorologist Hal Holmes.
Obviously a fraudulent article – it’s pastArologist.