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Weekly Update: to

by | May 11, 2019

Here’s your Canadian Atheist Weekly Update for 4-May-2019 to 10-May-2019. [30-Apr-2019] “Debate Us You Cowards!” by Barry Deutsch (Leftycartoons) We’ve all seen these assholes. There’s this one guy on Facebook right now absolutely furious and raging because I told him that if he wants his white genocide, Muslim menace, or transgender theories debated, he should… Read more »

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God Evolved From Chimpanzee Deity – The Onion

by | April 12, 2015

Just for fun on the Christian sabbath, here is a great article that describes God’s evolution. I love this bit: According to experts, divine life began as a single-celled all-powerful organism roughly 3.6 billion years ago, eventually evolving into a multicelled, sponge-like deity that bobbed and floated across the chaos of the early universe. Kamen… Read more »

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Onion Article: Man Somehow Overcomes Alcoholism Without Jesus

by | December 10, 2014

The Onion wrote a funny piece titled, Man Somehow Overcomes Alcoholism Without Jesus. The article talks about how the man used his own willpower, a desire to better himself as a human being, and not Jesus Christ for the otherwise inexplicable recovery which would not have been possible without [wife and non-supernatural-entity] Susan even though his aunt remained steadfast in… Read more »

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