Oof, it’s been a long year, but it’s nearly over! And as the end of the year approaches, that means it’s once again time for Indi’s alternative holiday playlist.
It’s become a bit of a Canadian Atheist tradition that every year I – Indi – offer readers a list of songs with seasonal or holiday themes that are both not religious, and not the same old repetitive and overplayed pap you hear in every mall and store, and on every radio station. It’s a wild mix of styles and themes, giving you the opportunity to hear what the holidays can sound like once you stray from the well-trodden path of holiday “classics”.
What kinds of songs do I consider? Well, I’m glad you asked! Here are the criteria I look for:
- Seasonal
- This is obviously the primary criteria. However, I have a very broad understanding of “seasonal”. “Seasonal” includes references to the various holidays that occur around this time of year (not just Christmas, but also Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, and even things like winter solstice), but it also also themes of winter, of the new year, and even vaguer themes of celebration or renewal.
- Alternative
- This is always the most challenging criteria to explain. But if you think about it, holiday music has a well-established “sound”, which is primarily aping the flavour of 1940s and 1950s pop music. Even when modern artists make holiday songs, they usually end up having that same-old “sound”; in fact, they often self-consciously adopt that style, because that’s how Christmas music is “supposed” to sound. I don’t see the point in having an “alternative” list of songs that sound exactly like the standard set, so “alternative” means anything… alternative to that. That can mean different genres, like hip hop, hard rock, or indie twee, but it can also mean ordinary pop songs that just sound different or unique (compared to the holiday norm). Naturally, that means parodies don’t count – a parody of “Jingle Bells”, no matter how funny or irreverent the lyrics may be, is still ultimately just “Jingle Bells”. And of course, if a song is already wildly popular and heavily overplayed, it’s hardly an alternative to anything.
- Secular
- Normally, the vast majority of songs are secular – there are very few that are explicitly atheist, but there are also very few that are religious in any sense. That… doesn’t really hold true for seasonal music, though. Artists who are normally completely secular will release Christmas albums that are entirely full of Christian hymns. It’s often surprising how suddenly religious musicians get when it comes to holiday music. I won’t rule out songs for the mere mention of a religious concept, but that obviously can’t be a primary theme.
- Canadian
- Because this is Canadian Atheist, of course. Now, when I say “Canadian”, I’m not just referring to the artist being Canadian. I also give more weight to songs that better relate to the Canadian holiday experience. For example, mentioning winter or snow, or other cultural touchstones that Canucks might recognize.
- Enjoyable
- This may be the least obvious and most subjective criteria. But what would be the point of making a list of songs that aren’t fun to listen to?
While these are the criteria I use, I’m not particularly strict about applying them. If a song strikes me as interesting or unique, it won’t matter if it’s not particularly Canadian, or if it includes some religious lyrics. I also restrict the list to one entry per artist (which can be tricky, what with collaborations, the same artists in different bands, and so on, but I try), and to one entry per song – so remakes or alternative versions of a song don’t appear.
Oh, and I also have to be able to link to a freely-available version of the song online, so you can actually listen to it. I prefer official sources, where possible, but that’s often not possible, especially for older songs.
The list isn’t ranked in any meaningful way: song #27 is neither “better” nor “worse” than song #28. In fact, I present the list in groups of 10 – 10 songs every day for two weeks’ worth of weekdays – and I order the list in such a way that each day has its own “theme”. The song I select as the #1 is not the “best” song on the list, but rather the one I want to leave ringing in your ears at the end of it all.
Last year’s list was a sort of “wrap-up” for the 2010s. The focus was not on new entries, but rather entries that had been considered for previous lists but didn’t make the cut, or that had been on lists several years back but not on recent lists.
Here is last year’s list:
- 100. “Let Me Sleep (Christmas Time)” – Pearl Jam
- 99. “Get Behind Me, Santa!” – Sufjan Stevens
- 98. ★ “This Time of Year” – The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
- 97. “Stripper Christmas Summer Weekend” – GWAR
- 96. “Christmas is Cancelled” – The Long Blondes
- 95. “I Wish It Was Christmas Today” – Julian Casablancas
- 94. ★ “I’ve Got a Present for You” – The Nobility
- 93. “Father Christmas” – The Kinks
- 92. “I Won’t Be Home for Christmas” – Blink-182
- 91. “Snowblind” – A Band Called Quinn
- 90. 🍁 “Mistletoe” – Justin Bieber
- 89. “Is This Christmas?” – The Wombats
- 88. “Under the Tree” – The Water Babies
- 87. “Christmas is Coming Soon” – Blitzen Trapper
- 86. “Mookie’s Last Christmas” – Saosin
- 85. “All That I Want” – The Weepies
- 84. “Winter Paradise (I Miss You This Christmas)” – Liam and Me
- 83. “Footprints in the Snow” – Emerson, Lake & Palmer
- 82. ★ “Christmas Isn’t Christmas” – The Boy Least Likely To
- 81. “A Hundred More Miles” – Derik Nelson
- 80. 🍁 “La soirée du hockey” – La Vent du Nord
- 79. “Carol of the Bells” – George Winston
- 78. “Fallen Snow” – Au Revoir Simone
- 77. “i hate december” – Ivy
- 76. “Holidays Are Heavy” – Menace Beach
- 75. “The Christmas Song” – The Raveonettes
- 74. “Snow ((Hey Oh))” – Red Hot Chili Peppers
- 73. “Hazy Shade of Winter” – The Bangles
- 72. “Christmas Eve/Sarajevo 12/24” – Savatage/Trans-Siberian Orchestra
- 71. ★ “The Dove’s Return” – Áine Minogue
- 70. ★ 🍁 “Mistress Claus” – Alyssa Reid
- 69. “Mistress for Christmas” – AC/DC
- 68. “Santa Claus Go Straight to the Ghetto” – Belle & Sebastian
- 67. “December Will Be Magic Again” – Kate Bush
- 66. “Christmas At The Zoo” – The Flaming Lips
- 65. “Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want to Fight Tonight)” – Ramones
- 64. ★ “Ho Ho Ho” – Sia
- 63. “Santa Stole My Lady” – Fitz & The Tantrums
- 62. “Oi to the World” – The Vandals
- 61. ★ “Christmas at Ground Zero” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
- 60. 🍁 “Not So Perfect Christmas” – Brett Kissel
- 59. “Christmas in Paradise” – Mary Gauthier
- 58. “It’s Christmas So We’ll Stop” – Frightened Rabbit
- 57. “Christmas in Prison” – John Prine
- 56. “Footprints in the Snow” – Bill Monroe
- 55. “Soul Christmas” – Graham Parker
- 54. “Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis” – Tom Waits
- 53. “It’s Christmas and I Miss You” – 38 Special
- 52. “Stop the Cavalry” – Jona Lewie
- 51. 🍁 “23 décembre” – Beau dommage
- 50. 🍁 “Tinseltown” – Jimmy Rankin
- 49. “Never Ending Winter” – The Daou
- 48. “She Came Home For Christmas” – Mew
- 47. “We Come Back” – Local Natives
- 46. “Xmas Curtain” – My Morning Jacket
- 45. ★ “A Snowflake Fell (And it Felt Like a Kiss)” – Glasvegas
- 44. “Festive Friends (Forever)” – Parenthetical Girls
- 43. “All I Want is Truth (For Christmas)” – The Mynabirds
- 42. ★ “Sweater Weather” – The Neighbourhood
- 41. ★ “Making Christmas” – Pentatonix
- 40. 🍁 “Christmas Alone” – Current Swell
- 39. ★ “The Christmas Song” – David Banner ft. Marcus and Sky Keeton
- 38. “Merry Something to You” – Devo
- 37. “Coldest Winter” – Kanye West
- 36. “Christmas Rules Everything Around Me” – Murs
- 35. “Christmas Rappin’” – Kurtis Blow
- 34. “It’s the Holidaze” – Westside Connection
- 33. “It Doesn’t Often Snow at Christmas” – Pet Shop Boys
- 32. “What You Want for Christmas” – Quad City DJ’s, The 69 Boyz, and K-Nock
- 31. “Proper Crimbo” – Bo’ Selecta!
- 30. 🍁 “Winterlong” – Neil Young
- 29. “Just for Now” – Imogen Heap
- 28. “No Presents for Christmas” – King Diamond
- 27. “Red Water (Christmas Mourning)” – Type O Negative
- 26. “Christmas with the Devil” – Spın̈al Tap
- 25. “Viking Christmas” – Amon Amarth
- 24. “(It’s Gonna Be a) Punk Rock Christmas” – The Ravers
- 23. “Snowfall” – Ingrid Michaelson
- 22. “Space Christmas” – Shonen Knife
- 21. “A Spaceman Came Travelling” – Chris de Burgh
- 20. “And Anyway It’s Christmas” – !!!
- 19. 🍁 “Hang a String of Lights” – Great Lake Swimmers
- 18. “Maybe Next Year” – Meiko
- 17. “Dear Santa (Bring Me a Man This Christmas)” – The Weather Girls
- 16. “Christmas Time (Don’t Let the Bells End)” – The Darkness
- 15. ★ “Santa’s Got a Sunburn” – The Merrymen
- 14. 🍁 “Snow” – Loreena McKennitt
- 13. 🍁 “Rudy” – The Be Good Tanyas
- 12. 🍁 “Throw Another Log (On The Fire)” – Chic Gamine
- 11. 🍁 “Red White and You” – These Kids Wear Crowns
- 10. “Peace At Last” – Hem
- 9. ★ “At Our House” – Rupert Holmes
- 8. ★ “Lost Angels” – Rita Coolidge
- 7. 🍁 “Christmas Song II (grinch)” – Grimes
- 6. “Walking in the Air” – Mimicking Birds
- 5. 🍁 “First Christmas” – Stan Rogers
- 4. 🍁 “The Mods of Christmas Town” – Zumpano
- 3. 🍁 “Song for a Winter’s Night” – Gordon Lightfoot
- 2. 🍁 “River” – Joni Mitchell
- 1. 🍁 “Elf’s Lament” – Barenaked Ladies ft. Michael Bublé
Here are some downloadable playlist files of last year’s list:
Note: These playlist files are just lists of links… they do not contain the actual songs. That means that in order to play them, you not only have to use a supported player, you also have to be connected to the Internet. It also means that the songs will not play if the song’s site is down, the song has been removed, or if it has been prevented from playing for one reason or another. Sorry, but I just have no control over any of those things.
I already have some suggestions for new songs to consider for the 2020 list:
- “The Little Drum Machine Boy” – Beck
- “Holidaymakers” – The Burning Hell
- “I Want You For Christmas” – Cheap Trick
- “Take Me Home For Christmas” – Dan + Shay
- “Erotic Xmas (Home for the Holograms)” – Emperor Penguin
- “Happy Holiday” – Enuff Z’Nuff
- “(We Wish You) A Protein Christmas” – The Fall
- “Naughty Christmas (Goblin in the Office)” – Fat Les
- “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas” – A Great Big World
- “This Is the New Year” – A Great Big World
- “It’s Not Christmas Till Somebody Cries” – Carly Rae Jepsen
- “Christmas” – Jesu
- “Gift That Keeps On Giving” – Tori Kelly
- “Holiday” – Lil Nas X
- “Holiday” – Little Mix
- “Taking Down the Tree” – Low
- “Loneliest Time Of Year” – Mabel
- “Kiss Me Babe, It’s Christmas Time” – Owl City
- “Snow In Sun” – Scritti Politti
- “Tinseltown to the Boogiedown” – Scritti Politti
- “When I Get Home for Christmas” – Snow Patrol
- “Christmas Without a Prayer” – Sparks
- “Thank God It’s Not Christmas” – Sparks
- “I’ll Be Home” – Meghan Trainor
- “Holidays R’ Hell” – Tuscadero
If you have any suggestions for songs to add to the list, you can either leave them here as a comment, or send it in via one of our social media profiles, or any other way you prefer to get in touch with us. I’m looking forward to your suggestions!
Hello! I am J. Brian. I am a Canadian recording artist of 47 years of the indie ilk and have been recording atheist/humanist/naturalist songs since the beginning of my song writing career. Most notably a song entitled We are all Poets with Dan Lanois in 1977 that was featured at the CNE and on CHUM-FM. I have included Atheist Music (or anti-theist) on all my subsequent albums. Ain’t No Higher Love recorded with Nick Keca was a rebuttal song to Winwood’s Higher Love. My most recent album Well Worn Sole (available on all digital stores) contains 2 songs that you may be interested in: Soul to Soar and Song of Independence. Albeit not of the winter/Christmas theme, these songs I’m sure will provide provocative and alternative listening pleasure. My youtube channel provides video support for 3 of the 4 songs mentioned here should you want to ‘preview’. Here’s the link to Soul to Soar – https://youtu.be/yCTPisfe-W4
Hi there! I’m so glad to find another Canadian atheist artist out there producing atheist-themed content. I’m always on the lookout for more!
I’ll definitely check out your stuff for inclusion in this list… however, I’m actually more interested in featuring you as an artist independently—that is, not just buried in the middle of this big, mixed grab list of random stuff, but actually an entire feature about you and your work specifically. We occasionally (as often as we can!) feature and provide boosts to artists who are producing content relevant to our readers, so especially if you’re doing a new release, you should get in touch with us so we can interview you, and share your stuff with our readers and social media followers.
And Well Worn Sole is still a very fresh release, so please do get in touch with us! I might be able to arrange an interview with one of our contributors, and at the very least we can give you a signal boost!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTx-sdR6Yzk
Dropkick Murphys – “The Season’s Upon Us” (Video)
Oh man, that’s awesome. How did I not know that one before?
I came across a song and thought it would be good for Indi’s list. But now I can’t seem to recall. Anyways how about Wrong Present By Richard Thompson
Hah, that was great! I’m going to have to dig around to find a decent online copy of it.
And yeah, if you remember whatever else you had in mind, or anything else, please do share! Even if it can’t make this year’s list (which I hope to start publishing on the 7th), it could still make next year!