Many, Many, Many Gods

by | November 14, 2019

By James Haught

James Haught is editor of West Virginia’s largest newspaper, The Charleston Gazette, and a senior editor of Free Inquiry. He is 87-years-old and would like to help secular causes more. This series is a way of giving back.

“Man is certainly stark mad; he cannot make a worm, yet he will make gods by the dozen.” – Michel de Montaigne (1533-1592), creator of the essay.

But Montaigne spoke too modestly.  Instead of dozens, the human imagination has created thousands – even tens of thousands – of gods.

Hinduism’s ancient Sanskrit Vedas, written about 1200 BCE, declared that 33 gods exist.  But later Upanishads, around 700 BCE, say the number is 330 million.  Names are known for only a few hundred of the Hindu deities.

Scholar Gerald Larue listed more than 100 gods of ancient Sumer, Mesopotamia, Phonecia, Assyria, Greece, Rome and other early cultures.  He also said Egypt had 80 different deities.  Norse gods likewise were manifold.  All of them vanished.

Aztecs, Incas and Mayans in the Americas a millennium ago had a stunning array of invisible gods, including a magical feathered serpent, to whom thousands of people were sacrificed.  Various Celtic gods also required human sacrifice.

The number of gods who are worshiped, or were, is too vast to count.  Library Journal commented:  “The gods of Haiti, for example, are described as being in excess of 10,000, and there are at least as many Japanese and Chinese gods.”

Even the Bible expresses bafflement about god-making.  II Kings 17:29 asks:  “Howbeit every nation made gods of their own?”  It adds: “The Sepharvites burnt their children in fire to Adrammelech and Anammelech, the gods of Sepharvaim.”

Clearly, when humans evolved large brains, they acquired an ability to imagine a huge array of unseen spirits. 

In every prehistoric culture, a priest class arose, seizing enormous power by claiming to appease and invoke invisible gods.  Priests gained privileged status and lived in luxury, lording it over common serfs.  One report on Ancient Egypt says:

“Thirty-two centuries ago, during the reign of Ramses III, Egypt’s great temple of the supreme god Amun-Re – supposed creator of the world and father of the pharaoh – owned 420,000 head of livestock, 65 villages, 83 ships, 433 orchards, vast farmland, and 81,000 workers, all obeying the ruler priests.”

Was deliberate chicanery involved?  Voltaire said:  “The first divine was the first rogue who met the first fool.”  But nobody can prove hidden motives.

Counting the number of gods is difficult.  Christianity supposedly has three – father, son and Holy Ghost – but what about Satan?  Is he a god?  What about the Virgin Mary?  If she hovers over humanity, miraculously appearing to the faithful, doesn’t that make her a supernatural spirit?  What about angels and demons and the “heavenly host”?  Are they godlets?  What about saints, to whom believers pray?  If they exist and receive prayers, they must be supernatural personages.

The Catholic Church reveres around 11,000 saints, all canonized upon alleged evidence of miracles.  If all 11,000 remain today in the spirit world answering prayers, are they 11,000 semi-gods?

If you’re mentally honest, you might see a simple answer:  The number of gods and invisible spirits is zero.  They’re all figments of the imagination.

In The Blood of the Lamb, novelist Peter De Vries described a cynical Jew being confronted by a gushy Christian woman who praised Jews for reducing polytheism to monotheism.

He replied: “Which is just a step from the truth.”

This essay appeared in the United Coalition of Reason newsletter, January 2018.

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