The day after Halloween means two things to me: bulk candy on sale cheap at the grocery store, and the start of the Christmas music season. One of those things may be bad for my health, and it may not be the one you think.
It’s become a bit of a tradition that every year I make an alternative holiday playlist: a list of songs that are seasonal and festive, but not religious, and not the same old overplayed crap you’ll hear a million times in the coming weeks.
This year should have been the fifth year of the tradition, but unfortunately the original list was lost during one of those devastating hacks that destroyed Canadian Atheist a few years back. That first list had only 42 songs. Last year’s had 100.
Every year I try to make the list at least a little different, to keep it fresh for people who listen to it year after year, while also keeping a few standards around so that newcomers won’t miss out of them. After last year’s list, I got over 60 new song suggestions – over three hours of music to listen to. So this year’s list is going to be new and fresh once again.
For those new to the list, here’s a brief overview:
Holiday time can be a difficult time of year to be a music lover, because during December and much of November, the airwaves, the malls, the downtown area – the entire sonic environment – becomes flooded with holiday music. That shouldn’t be so bad… except that “holiday music” mostly consists of the same dozen or so songs from the 1940s and 1950s or their remakes, plus a very small catalogue of modern songs.
But it doesn’t need to be that way! There are a lot of excellent holiday songs out there that you’ll probably never hear, due to them being crowded out by the standard pap. The goal of my alternative holiday music playlist is to shine the spotlight on other holiday songs. The main requirement to make this list is simply to be “interesting”, and “different”.
Here are some other criteria I use:
- Seasonal
- What would be the point of this if there wasn’t a focus on seasonal songs? If you just want a list of “interesting songs”, you can get that pretty much anywhere. I use very loose criteria for “seasonal”; if the song mentions any of the holidays this time of year, or even just things like winter, it counts.
- Alternative
- Preferably, the song should sound distinctly different from the standard holiday fare, as much as possible while still retaining a “seasonal” flavour. Because “standard” holiday music is typically crafted to match the sounds of 1940s/1950s pop music, that usually means songs that sound more modern, or songs from other genres. That generally rules out simple parodies. It also rules out songs that otherwise fit all the criteria on the list, but that are widely overplayed.
- Secular
- A single mention of God or Jesus isn’t too distracting, but if it’s a key theme of the song, it can be really annoying to nonreligious ears.
- Canadian
- This is Canadian Atheist, so it’s only natural that the list should be oriented toward Canadians. That not only means extra weight for Canadian acts, it means that I was leaning toward songs that reflect the Canadian experience of this time of year.
- Enjoyable
- The bottom line, really, is that the song has to be good, meaning that – if you’re into the song’s genre – it’s a song you could listen to any time, not just when the holidays are on.
I also try to choose only a single song per artist (for a very loose definition of “artist”, because of the complexity that comes with collaborations and band lineup changes). And each song can appear only once – no remakes or alternate versions.
I also have to be able to link to a freely-available version of the song online, so you can actually listen to it. I prefer official sources, where possible.
The 2018 list is going to be published in early December. Today, I am asking for suggestions to add to the list. Not all suggestions will make the list – some may be put off until next year’s list – but please do try to keep the criteria above in mind.
Here is last year’s list:
- 100. “Let Me Sleep (Christmas Time)” – Pearl Jam
- 99. “Stripper Christmas Summer Weekend” – GWAR
- 98. “Under the Tree” – The Water Babies
- 97. “No Presents for Christmas” – King Diamond
- 96. “Fallen Snow” – Au Revoir Simone
- 95. “Father Christmas” – The Kinks
- 94. “Christmas is Coming Soon” – Blitzen Trapper
- 93. “Christmas Rules Everything Around Me” – Murs
- 92. “Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want to Fight Tonight)” – Ramones
- 91. “I Won’t Be Home for Christmas” – Blink-182
- 90. “Santa Stole My Lady” – Fitz & The Tantrums
- 89. “All I Want for Christmas is Halloween” – Happy Fangs
- 88. “Winter Paradise (I Miss You This Christmas)” – Liam and Me
- 87. “Christmas Eve/Sarajevo 12/24” – Savatage/Trans-Siberian Orchestra
- 86. “Mistress for Christmas” – AC/DC
- 85. “It’s Christmas So We’ll Stop” – Frightened Rabbit
- 84. “Red Water (Christmas Mourning)” – Type O Negative
- 83. “Alone This Holiday” – The Used
- 82. “Christmas At The Zoo” – The Flaming Lips
- 81. 🍁 “Tinseltown” – Jimmy Rankin
- 80. “You Are My Joy” – The Reindeer Section
- 79. 🍁 “Mistletoe” – Justin Bieber
- 78. “A Spaceman Came Travelling” – Chris de Burgh
- 77. 🍁 “Wintersong” – Sarah McLachlan
- 76. “Is This Christmas?” – The Wombats
- 75. “Mookie’s Last Christmas” – Saosin
- 74. “Shake Up Christmas” – Train
- 73. “Christmas Tree” – Lady Gaga ft. Space Cowboy
- 72. “Carol of the Bells” – George Winston
- 71. “Christmas Night of the Living Dead” – MxPx
- 70. “X-mas Time (It Sure Doesn’t Feel Like It)” – The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
- 69. “Christmas is Cancelled” – The Long Blondes
- 68. “Space Christmas” – Shonen Knife
- 67. “Christmas Day” – The Elders
- 66. “It Doesn’t Often Snow at Christmas” – Pet Shop Boys
- 65. “December Will Be Magic Again” – Kate Bush
- 64. “Sleigh Ride” – TLC
- 63. “My First Xmas (As a Woman)” – The Vandals
- 62. “Footprints in the Snow” – Bill Monroe
- 61. 🍁 “Not So Perfect Christmas” – Brett Kissel
- 60. “Snowblind” – A Band Called Quinn
- 59. “What You Want for Christmas” – Quad City DJ’s, The 69 Boyz, and K-Nock
- 58. “(It’s Gonna Be a) Punk Rock Christmas” – The Ravers
- 57. “Footprints in the Snow” – Emerson, Lake & Palmer
- 56. “Christmas in Prison” – John Prine
- 55. “Christmas with the Devil” – Spın̈al Tap
- 54. “Come On Santa” – The Raveonettes
- 53. “A Hundred More Miles” – Derik Nelson
- 52. “Merry Something to You” – Devo
- 51. “Christmas in Hollis” – Run–D.M.C.
- 50. “Christmas Reindeer” – The Knife
- 49. 🍁 “Christmas Alone” – Current Swell
- 48. “Winter Song” – Sara Bareilles and Ingrid Michaelson
- 47. “All That I Want” – The Weepies
- 46. “I Want an Alien for Christmas” – Fountains of Wayne
- 45. “Listen, the Snow is Falling” – Galaxie 500
- 44. “It’s the Holidaze” – Westside Connection
- 43. “Never Ending Winter” – The Daou
- 42. “Soul Christmas” – Graham Parker
- 41. “Christmas Time (Don’t Let the Bells End)” – The Darkness
- 40. “Xmas Cake” – Rilo Kiley
- 39. “Christmas Rappin’” – Kurtis Blow
- 38. “Kidnap the Sandy Claws” – KoЯn
- 37. “Everything’s Gonna Be Cool this Christmas” – eels
- 36. “The Blizzard” – Camera Obscura
- 35. “It’s Christmas and I Miss You” – 38 Special
- 34. “Viking Christmas” – Amon Amarth
- 33. “Stop the Cavalry” – Jona Lewie
- 32. 🍁 “Hang a String of Lights” – Great Lake Swimmers
- 31. “All I Ever Get for Christmas is Blue” – Over The Rhine
- 30. 🍁 “23 décembre” – Beau dommage
- 29. “Christmas in the Trenches” – John McCutcheon
- 28. “Player’s Ball” – OutKast
- 27. “Proper Crimbo” – Bo’ Selecta!
- 26. “Santa Claus Go Straight to the Ghetto” – Belle & Sebastian
- 25. 🍁 “Snow” – Loreena McKennitt
- 24. 🍁 “Winterlong” – Neil Young
- 23. “Christmas Wrapping” – The Waitresses
- 22. 🍁 “Throw Another Log (On The Fire)” – Chic Gamine
- 21. 🍁 “La soirée du hockey” – La Vent du Nord
- 20. 🍁 “First Christmas” – Stan Rogers
- 19. “Winter Winds” – Mumford & Sons
- 18. “Don’t Shoot Me Santa” – The Killers
- 17. “Christmas Lights” – Coldplay
- 16. “The Night Santa Went Crazy” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
- 15. 🍁 “The Mods of Christmas Town” – Zumpano
- 14. “2000 Miles” – The Pretenders
- 13. “All Join Hands” – Slade
- 12. 🍁 “Red White and You” – These Kids Wear Crowns
- 11. 🍁 “Santa Why’d You Do It!?” – Alyssa Reid ft. The Heist
- 10. 🍁 “Christmas Song ⅠⅠ (grinch)” – Grimes
- 9. “Chiron Beta Prime” – Jonathan Coulton
- 8. “Keep Christmas With You (All Through the Year)” – Susan, Gordon, Big Bird, Luis, David, Bob, Prairie Dawn, and Ernie
- 7. 🍁 “Elf’s Lament” – Barenaked Ladies ft. Michael Bublé
- 6. “The Christians and the Pagans” – Dar Williams
- 5. “Fairytale of New York” – The Pogues ft. Kirsty MacColl
- 4. “White Wine in the Sun” – Kate Miller-Heidke
- 3. 🍁 “Song for a Winter’s Night” – Gordon Lightfoot
- 2. 🍁 “River” – Joni Mitchell
- 1. 🍁 “Merry Xmas (Says Your Text Message)” – Dragonette
Here are some downloadable playlist files of last year’s list:
Note: These playlist files are just lists of links. That means that in order to play them, you not only have to use a supported player, you have to be connected to the Internet. It also means that the songs will not play if the site is down, the song has been removed, or it has been prevented from playing for one reason or another.
As I mentioned above, there are already 60+ songs already suggested for this year’s list. Here they are:
- “And Anyway It’s Christmas” – !!!
- “Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass” – All Time Low
- “I Don’t Want a Lump of Coal” – Kyle Andrews
- “No Christmas For Me” – Zee Avi
- “Rudy” – The Be Good Tanyas
- “Bittersweet Eve” – Belasana
- “Do You Want to Build a Snowman?” – Kristen Bell, Agatha Lee Monn & Katie Lopez
- “Got Something For You” – Best Coast & Wavves
- “Christmas Isn’t Christmas” – The Boy Least Likely To
- “The First Snowflake” – The Boy Least Likely To
- “Lake Freeze” – Rita Coolidge
- “Lost Angels” – Rita Coolidge
- “8 Days of Christmas” – Destiny’s Child
- “Christmas Day” – Dido
- “Father Christmas” – Elastica
- “25th December” – Everything But The Girl
- “A Change at Christmas (Say It Isnt So)” – The Flaming Lips
- “Driving Home, Christmas Eve” – Frontier Ruckus
- “Christmas Was Better In The 80s” – The Futureheads
- “A Snowflake Fell (And It Felt Like a Kiss)” – Glasvegas
- “Please Come Back Home” – Glasvegas
- “Santa Tell Me” – Ariana Grande
- “It’s Clichéd to be Cynical at Christmas” – Half Man Half Biscuit
- “Peace At Last” – Hem
- “At Our House (The Perfect Tree)” – Rupert Holmes
- “Shake the Sun” – Rupert Holmes
- “Get Down for the Holidays” – Jenny O.
- “Santa’s Lost His Mojo” – Jeremy Lister
- “We Come Back” – Local Natives
- “Christmas With You is the Best” – The Long Winters
- “It Must Be Christmas” – Math and Physics Club
- “Holiday Road” – Matt Pond PA
- “Flowers in December” – Mazzy Star
- “Maybe Next Year” – Meiko
- “Holidays are Heavy” – Menace Beach
- “She Came Home for Christmas” – Mew
- “Snowfall” – Ingrid Michaelson
- “Walking in the Air” – Mimicking Birds
- “XMas Curtain” – My Morning Jacket
- “All I Want is Truth (for Christmas)” – The Mynabirds
- “I’ve Got a Present for You” – The Nobility
- “Santa Shaved His Beard” – The Nobility
- “Festive Friends (Forever)” – Parenthetical Girls
- “A Hard Candy Christmas” – Dolly Parton
- “Coldest Winter” – Pentatonix
- “Making Christmas” – Pentatonix
- “Sweater Weather” – Pentatonix
- “That’s Christmas to Me” – Pentatonix
- “Just for Now” – Pentatonix
- “You Never Come Home for Christmas” – Caitlin Rose
- “Ho Ho Ho” – Sia
- “Santa’s Coming For Us” – Sia
- “Christmas TV” – Slow Club
- “Forget December” – Something Corporate
- “Santa’s Got a Bag of Soul” – Soul-Saints Orchestra
- “Text Me Merry Christmas” – Straight No Chaser ft. Kristen Bell
- “Christmas Eve for Two” – Summer Fiction
- “Christmas Time Blues” – Trainwreck Riders
- “First Snow On Brooklyn” – Jethro Tull
- “Dear Santa (Bring Me a Man This Christmas)” – The Weather Girls
- “Every Day is Christmas” – The Webb Brothers
Do you have any additional songs to suggest? I’m particularly interested in songs that are Canadian, atheist, or both (this being Canadian Atheist and all). Leave a comment with your suggestions!
Indi, I love this idea. Thanks for curating such a great list.
I’m a big fan of South Park’s Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics. Unfortunately Trey and Matt are not Canadian, but are kindred spirits, I think.
To suggest two favorites with cheeky and uplifting secular themes, I’d vote for Dead Dead Dead (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUFfeTjuPeg) or Swiss Colony Beef Log (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0dpQlKdJgY).
Happy Solstice!
Ha! Brilliant idea. I can guarantee that at least one of those songs is going to make the list.
Excellent! Thanks.
Shatner Claus! – Just saw this announcement. Gotta be some gems on this album for your playlist:
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/william-shatner-release-christmas-album-shatner-claus-1145806