Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal – 2018-03-06 – Dear science

[A cartoon, with a woman praying in the first panel: “Dear science, if you’re so powerful and true, how come so many people don’t believe you?” In the second panel, “science” (as if a god) replies: “This life is a test of your devotion to empiricism. Beings who fail to believe in the scientific outlook are forced to lie out eternity in absurd afterlife scenarios, sitting out clouds, playing tiny harps FOREVER.”]

In addition to faith in empiricism, true believers must attend scientific conferences every Sunday, wear only synthetic fabrics, and eat nothing that has been deemed a “superfood”.


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