International Blasphemy Day 2016

Tomorrow (30 Sept) is International Blasphemy Day.

Just one of many “Jesus LOL” memes.

In honour of the day, and to protest the fact that we still have a blasphemy law in Canada, I’d like to open the comments to our readers, and invite them to post the most hilarious blasphemies they can come up with, or have observed on the Internet.

So post your blasphemous jokes, link your blasphemous images, share your blasphemous songs, videos, and whatever else. If you have anything that mocks religions other than the obvious targets – namely Christianity and Islam – then by all means, share!

Just remember, blasphemy is about mocking religious ideas… not religious people. This is not an open invitation to mock Christians; it is an invitation to mock Christianity. It is not an invitation to mock Muslims; it is an invitation to mock Islam. (And so on for any other religious group and religion.) Ask yourself: Is what you plan to share about making believers look stupid – regardless of whether they believe in stupid or offensive ideas or not – or is it about making beliefs look stupid? I will grant you that it is often a fuzzy line, but if you really can’t tell the difference, I’d suggest not posting what you have here.

I’ll share some images and jokes to get things rolling:

Blame it on all those loaves and fishes.

I’d take the shot, too.

This is a long one, but worth it. Plus, it’s even educational!

Kinda puts it in perspective, doesn’t it?

Jesus said to God. “Dad, if I really have to go to Earth to live as a human man, then I want to be hung like this,” and he spread his arms as wide as he could.

The rest is history. (Or rather, fiction.)

I call my weed “Quran”.

Because when I burn that shit, I get stoned.