5 thoughts on “In Preparation for “The War on Christmas”

  1. Bob from accounting

    So far the War on Christmas has been consistently won each year by Christmas and a billion happy fans, and lost by ten thousand vocal, paranoid, miserable-as-Scrooge Christians. It truly brings a tear of joyous Schadenfreude to my eye.

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  2. steve oberski

    Presumably the bright, shiny and rapidly approaching object in the sky above is the Chicxulub impactor, implicated in causing the mass extinction of dinosaurs.

    Perhaps someday an intrepid scientist will discover a battered but still recognizable table saw in the strata layer for that era.

    Truly that would be a miracle.

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