I’m sure dating is hard for gorgons. But do spare a thought for the people they hook up with.
“Hello, is this Medusa?”
“Why, yes.”
“This is Alex – I just wanted to make sure we were still on for tonight.”
“Of course! I can’t wait to see you in, ah, the flesh.”
“That’s great. I have to admit I’m a little nervous. Sweaty palms, you know, normal first date stuff. It’s weird – all my friends seem to be so relaxed about meeting new people, but I always end up practically petrified.”
I’m sure dating is hard for gorgons. But do spare a thought for the people they hook up with.
“Hello, is this Medusa?”
“Why, yes.”
“This is Alex – I just wanted to make sure we were still on for tonight.”
“Of course! I can’t wait to see you in, ah, the flesh.”
“That’s great. I have to admit I’m a little nervous. Sweaty palms, you know, normal first date stuff. It’s weird – all my friends seem to be so relaxed about meeting new people, but I always end up practically petrified.”
“Daaarling… You have no idea.”